Sheen's Webcast: Losing

Charlie Sheen lost Saturday night, blabbering endlessly on a live webcast that quickly lost viewers and drew heaps of online scorn.

According to a story at nydailynews.com, Sheen's show started with fart noises and endless references to "winning" - and ended with the troubled actor drinking from a sippy cup and repeating the word "duh."

"This was just sad, and boring, and pointless," a viewer with the Twitter handle Sasu_Uzumaki posted online.

The forgettable 50-minute webcast, dubbed "Sheen's Korner," featured Sheen and a group of his misfit pals, including "goddess" girlfriend Natalie Kenly.

With more than 100,000 viewers tuning in, the former "Two and a Half Men" star opened the show with a "big shout-out" to his children. "Daddy loves you, and if you're watching, tell mom to leave the room," said Sheen, wearing a black hat and black T-shirt with a neon dollar sign. "It's on."

Much of what he said afterward was unintelligible. In one of his few moments of clarity, Sheen revealed that he got the word "Winning" tattooed on his left wrist.

"Guess what we were doing all day, every second of the day? Winning," Sheen jabbered.

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