The new iPhone is going to be so amazing, it will have features that are "unlike any free app you could've downloaded three years ago." That's one of the hilariously deadpan claims in this "Banned" promo (with some NSFW language) for the iPhone 5.
The actors upsell the iPhone — which will be sold out of every store in your neighborhood starting on Sept. 21 — with digs directed toward Siri, the new camera lens (cover) and, of course, the always overhyped thickness. "Are people still impressed by this?" one "genius" asks. Judging by the lines that have already formed outside Apple stores, we're gonna go with "Yes."