Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Recap: 'Surprise Oprah! A Farewell Spectacular'

Show to air next week

From Luis Arroyave, Chicago Tribune
Chicago Tribune photo
You could say [Tuesday night] was Chicago's version of the Oscars. That's because some of the biggest names in Hollywood are expected at the United Center when Oprah Winfrey taped "Surprise Oprah! A Farewell Spectacular."

[Arroyave] was in attendance and updated the blog throughout the night, letting you know which celebrities showed up.
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And from a Tribune online reader, a special Top 10:

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH OPRAH WINFREY

10. You see all of world history divided into two eras…”Pre-Oprah” and “Post-Oprah”

9. Your vanity license plates read “HOT4OPRAH”

8. You go into a magazine shop and take copies of her “O” magazine* and place them in front of all the other magazines on the racks

7. Your Organ Donor card reads “For Oprah Winfrey ONLY”

6. The “I HATE MEN” tattoo on your butt

5. You once offered John Gotti your life savings and asked him to “take care of” Stedman Graham

4. After a horrific car accident which knocks you unconscious, you come to and ask the paramedics “Forget about me, how’s Oprah?”

3. Your co-workers have given you the affectionate nickname “The Pathetic Loser Who’s Obsessed With Oprah”

2. You’re doing three consecutive life sentences in Statesville for brutally torturing and killing the Blockbuster clerks who told you they had no more copies of “The Color Purple”

AND THE #1 SIGN YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH OPRAH WINFREY IS…

1. YOU’RE Oprah Winfrey

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